Ecliptic Times: Vol I, Issue III

Ecliptic Times:
The Life, Times, and Happenings of the Sophomores of MHS
Vol I, Issue III
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Issue 3
is the issue thee
will read

Contributors (Awesome People)
Once again, no contributors! If you want an awesome newspaper, you have to let me know what you want!

Paper News. News that you can use.
This paper is already getting bigger, and people are reading it and sometimes even writing things about it! But it is not you at the point of awesomeness... for that, I will need some kind of advertisement. Word-of-mouth is good and all, but I'm only on 44 people's Buddy Lists! If you are interested in helping me expand this growing coolness, let me know! Also, for all of those crazy people out there, if you want to advertise to, it would really help. Just saying.

School Life
Once again, I mention Epic Battle: The Fight for Supremacy! Do you like elemental gunners? Undead warlocks? Mathematical sequences fighting world-eating slug colonies? The three of us are looking for one more player to round it out and maybe have some tournaments. Not really sure what it's actually like? All existing characters are being compiled and will soon be in a Google doc, which I will link to next Issue. I am sure as soon as you see it, you will realize how awesome it is!
PSAT TOMORROW! In case you don't know, show up at 7:45 at the counseling offices of MHS. You will then be directed to the class where you will be taking the test. Bring a pencil, eraser, pen, calculator, your ID, and your reciept. The test will end at approximately 12:00, but you can leave as soon as you're done.
HAI GUYZ. WHO LOVED THE RALLY?? A: No one. With apologies to all of you spirit-minded people out there (all two of you) our class has terrible spirit. Why would we have good spirit when we have lame t-shirts, stupid rallies, and no one else in our class trying? A: WE WOULDN'T.
Bragger's Box
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You guys can all cheer and clap for Christine Nguyen, the braggingest person to ever be in the Bragger's Box. Here are her scores.
94% AP WORLD TEST
100% LAB REPORT
Hooray for you. Jerk.
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Contests
Joseph Ou: In line to win five dollars from the "Find Mistakes" contest. He hasn't even found any mistakes, guys! But he's the only one who has at least told me he tried to find mistakes. If you do at least that, you will be tied. The five dollars will be split if there is a tie.

Distractions. Links for the procrastinators.
Lets enjoy the wonderful world of webcomics!
Dinosaur Comics
Dr. McNinja
XKCD
And the rather long but infinitely epic Rice Boy!

All guaranteed to waste hours of time. At least for me anyway.
Have fun!

Story Time
No name suggestions. For shame. If none are received, I will default to Jaroa.

Polls
Here is your daily poll question.
Do you ever answer to polls?
Yes or No.
Who is the most awesome teacher at MHS?
No entries were received! The answer defualts to Ms. Tseng.

Closing Thoughts
My parents are heckling me to go to bed! Good luck on the PSAT, everyone!

fin

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Horatio Caine: Man of the infinite one-liners and infinitely awesome shades.