Friday, October 23, 2009

Ecliptic Times: Vol I, Issue IV

Ecliptic Times:
The Life, Times, and Happenings of the Sophomores of MHS
Vol I, Issue IV
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Issue 4
is at your door
metaphor
ically

Contributors (Awesome People)
A shout out to NO ONE.

Paper News. News that you can use.
Unfortunately, both the editors, writers, artists, and all other staff of the paper have been sick like the entire week. So please forgive everyone if today's issue is not quite up to the usual level of awesomeness.

School Life
I don't even know what happened at MHS! That's what happens when I'm not there.

Bragger's Box
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No one bragged this week
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Contests
Uberfarmer and Mirror McGuy are tied with 1 point each. Keep it up!

Distractions. Links for the procrastinators.
Go here. NOW
CLICKY CLICKY

Story Time
Looks like its gonna be Jaroa, unless any names are suggested this week. Story starts next Friday.

Polls
Do you ever answer to polls?
I received an overwhelming number of NO responses. The polls will be closing next week.

Closing Thoughts
My mom called the school and asked if there had been any reported cases of swine flu, and they said no. She works in the city though, and was later talking to one of her friends about swine flu, and he said schools are not allowed, by Carl Black, the superintendent, to disclose any information about swine flu, and to tell people who ask there have been no cases. How's that for something to think about? Looks like I'm not the only thing that's sick here.

fin

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Sick on many levels. Think about it.

3 comments:

  1. In the beginning, you said something like both of the writers, editors, artists, and all other staff of the paper. why the word "both" ?

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  2. swine flu... a satellite kitchen was closed "due to illness" yesterday

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  3. i'm calling you out on "both," not just questioning it. It is used improperly. Both always refers to two things. never more. never less. And you use it to call out four.

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